12 best responses to DJ Khaled refusing to perform oral sex

Late last week, an interview surfaced of DJ Khaled boasting that while he expects oral sex from his wife- he, a king, will never reciprocate. No, DJ Khaled will not eat pussy- and he wants you to know it. Befuddled by this odd and unsexy imbalance of sexual power, the Internet erupted over the weekend. We're living for it.

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